I think this is a neat idea. I loved Glitch's wacky random awards for doing things; some of them could be for understandable things like numbers of comments, but there could also be silly ones like "used 3 semicolons in one comment" or something similarly pointless.

Also, I apologize for nitpicking, but... 24 is not a prime number. To be properly Glitch-like, all the achievements should be for prime numbers of actions. 23 instead?